Edgar Gardener

fucking hell just let me edit while theres an info box on the page you sadists

Personality
unpleasant

Looks
generic

Background
privileged

Incorporeal Corp.
> dont get promotion at work because i "dont deserve it"

> coworker who is "more qualified" and "competent" gets the position instead

> mfw coworker is a woman

> go on a jealousy fueled bender to drown out the pain

> LITERAL DEMON SHOWS UP AT MY HOUSE AND OFFERS TO GET ME THE PROMOTION IF I LET HIM POSSESS ME

> accidentally killed boss while possessed by demon

> ohgodohfuck.jpg

> demon refuses to leave and keeps fucking up my body with hard drugs and undercooked meat

> coworker has to exorcise demon from my body before i kill more people

> i am an idiot

Trivia
• despite popular belief. has actually touched a woman before. somehow. i feel bad for her.

• bisexual so technically hes a minority too!!!! checkmate liberals.

• reddit atheist

Playlist
The Man- The Killers